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I love Jessica Alba (and her Silverado)

Jessica Alba is not my sister, or cousin, or anything like that…I swear, cross my heart, and all that stuff, I’m not making this up. I just (1:24pm MST) got a call from 1.800.638.5828… and here’s how it went:

Cathy: Hi this is Cathy from Onstar. I’m looking for a Jessica Alba.

Jason Alba: Jessica Alba, the movie star?

Cathy: I’m looking for Jessica Alba regarding a 2007 Silverado.

Jason Alba: There’s no Jessica Alba here.

Cathy: Okay, thank you.

(she hangs up and goes on to look. I didn’t know that my famous namesake moved to Utah :p)

I’m guessing she got her truck stolen.

SilveradoSo Jessica, here’s the deal. I’m happily married with kids and not looking for a relationship. But I would really dig the chance to take a spin with you in your Silverado… maybe we can grab a bite, and then when people ask me if I’m related to you (at least once a week) I can say “no, but we hung out. In her Silverado. That was stolen.”

Next time you are in Utah call onstar to get my home number.

By the way, since we have something in common (Alba) … I’ll comp you a lifetime premium subscription to JibberJobber ;)

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5 Responses to “I love Jessica Alba (and her Silverado)”

  1. Daniel Sweet Says:
    June 28th, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    You really are shameless, aren’t you?

    Dan

  2. Jason Says:
    June 28th, 2007 at 2:59 pm

    I’m full of shame…. but man, this was just too funny!

  3. FRACAT - Free Resume And Career Toolbox Blog » What Can You Learn About Linkbaiting From a Worm? Says:
    July 6th, 2007 at 7:13 am

    [...] If you’d like an example of an amateur linkbaiter, Jason Alba of JibberJobber, who already as a natural link affinity for anyone famous named “Alba”, did a little Jessica Alba linkbaiting here. [...]

  4. Jason Alba » When bloggers (me) cross the line Says:
    July 11th, 2007 at 8:53 am

    [...] I preach about, and I write about whatever I want. And I even use strong language sometimes. Shoot, I recently put a picture of Jessica Alba, which I don’t think I’ve ever done on the JJ [...]

  5. Thom Allen Says:
    July 11th, 2007 at 11:35 am

    Hey Jason, at least use a picture of a 2007 model :) That is at least a 2006. Ok, just jabbin at ya.

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